This is very very unfinished and all to be taken as a joke please do not use this if you wish to continue living
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README.md

SchizOS, Making Linux painfull to use because who even needs ext4 (bloat alert)

This is all to be taken with humor and irony, it is very much not finished and to be taken as a joke.

For who is this ?

Do you ever find yourself enjoying life too much? Don't you just hate it when you can USE your Linux installation without recompiling the kernel every picosecond? Do you hate yourself very very much ? Do you suffer from sever schizophrenia?

THEN THIS IS FOR YOU!!!

With SchizOS you will experience suffer and agony (alot) at the added benefit of (barely) anything

What is it?

SchizOS is a guide I've made that uses the "make localmodconfig / make localyesconfig" targets of kernel.org Loonix Kernel to give you a kernel that only supports what you are using. Making your own kernel from nothing is PAINFULL, so why not use the work of others to make it MORE PAINFULL

This repository contains the things you need to make your own SCHIZO KERNEL !!!

It will only have the features currently loaded on your running system and is therefore very bloat free and "safe" from hackers (and yourself) because it cant do anything you werent doing before (or you are trying to do)

Examples :

  • Want to mount your ext4 hard drive ?
    • No you cant ! First recompile the kernel to support that
  • Wish to run an app thats an APP(BLOAT)IMAGE?
    • Ewww you vial pig
    • No you cant because you dont have that in your kernel bahahahaha
  • Do you like networking with WIFI ?
    • THE THREE LETTER AGENCIES WILL SEE ALL YOU DATA DONT USE WIFI ITS NOT SAFE THEY ARE WATCHING I CAN SEE THEM PLEASE SEND ME HELP
    • Kernel RECOMPILING TIME BECAUSE YOUR NETWORK CARD DOESNT WORK RIGHT

You actually want to do this to yourself ?

If so go the the installation directory in this Repository